Shangri-la Housemen

There is my cute Bijou. Isn't she a cute chinchilla??haha. Cute but very petty. Always want to eat!!!Wat an appetite for sucha creature!!

As u can see, everytime when i wanna look at my roster, there's always that unnecessary pic of a girl exposing her boobs and pulling her shorts looking at me. Sometime I feel it kinda wanna eat me up!!!O_o

Today woke up late at 9 am. Still I dressed up slowly. By the time I reach Shangri-La hotel, it was 10.20am. But I work with no voucher today since my name is not keyed in. I thought my bro was gonna help me key so I just continued working. Morning's job was not tough at all. Just had to run some errands.

But after lunch break, the busy task all came up. But when I had to go down to help Ah Yee, the busy part ended. At pavilion, we slack a bit and after that go up to do some chinese tea and then off to eat dinner!!

At dinner, Taib was damn funny!!! But sometimes he asked me ridiculous question. It all started with Shafuan asking me a question.

Shafuan : Danial, today u go back wanna masturbate or not??

Me: Errrr, no?

Safwan: Goncang ah??

Shafuan : Haha!

Taib: Eh Danial, U got touch woman's breast??

Everyone: HAHA!!!

Me: O_0?? Never??

Shafuan: Its ok ah. One day I bring u go Geylang ok??

Me: For wat??

Shafuan: U never been there b4 ah?

Me: I used to go to my friend house over there at Lorong 14.

Taib: Ur friend stay at Lorong 14?Wah his father sure one pervert ah?

Everyone: Haha!!

Shafuan: Sial la. Ah Yee go there the prostitute lick his armpit hair.

Ah Yee: *shook his head* yah! they lick my whole body ah??

Taib: Wah I tink they smell u go toilet already. I think u should go find Indian prostitutes to match the smell of ur odour.

Everyone: Haha!

Shafuan: Indian Pros? They at there wear Sari siah. by the time they took off their Sari, 30 mins gone already and no time for the rest.

Taib: HAHAHA!!!

Ah Yee: Danial, u got house yourself walk naked?

Taib: Wat joke are u making?

Wan Black: Making no sense.

Shafuan: Oh he's trying to say, U got walk around ur house alone naked.

Everyone: Gahaha!!

Taib: Wah Cheebye. Ur English like shit siah!!

Taib: Wat bout u Giant Doraemon?? U sure got rite??

Ah Yee: If I got my own flat. I would do it ah. NVM. I share room with Rashidi and we see porn naked together and steam together ah..

Taib: So have u ever masturbate in ur room when ur sister is sleeping, maybe mastubate and give ur sister some facial.

Eveyone except Ah Yee: HAHA!!!

Ah Yee: .......

Taib: Haha. Ah!! U noe ur God?? U got ever do it infront of it?? Masturbate and look at it?

Everyone: Haha!!

The rest of the conversation I forgotten. But I can tell u, Taib was one hell of a sadistic joker. He laugh loud and funny too!!HAHA!!Well after lunch, went to change and go home with Ah Yee.

Tomoro will be doin some intensive Bicep training. Hope my bicep grow bigger.